I think we’re about to see “The Nutella Defense” become a thing.

Also, apparently everyone thinks that the bed of a pick-up truck is also a garbage can, and thus is a suitable place to dump your half-drunk Big Gulps and other assorted trash.

All of these are great, but the guy driving off with his much-screamed-for pizza still on the roof of his car is my most favorite.

Yes it is. The people working at that McDonald’s had their lives made harder without receiving any corresponding compensation for it. It’s only “not a loss” from the corporate perspective.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

These customers are all skidmarks on the underwear of humanity. Especially that old misogynist who stole his wife’s peach crepe.

I thought the same thing.

1. Upside-down sandwich is the exact same thing my youngest brother would complain about. When he was 6.

Oh my gods this is amazing!

Well, the father was there, too, in this situation. So it’s just as much his fault as the mother’s.

I dunno, if I didn’t know what it was supposedly saying it would be so much gibberish to me. I live in the desert, if that means anything. No humidity whatsoever.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Same.

I’ve seen people act almost exactly like Ferrari guy, only with Harley Davidson.

Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”

Especially when it’s not just two hours of taking up a table, it’s two hours of continued service.

Soooooo many people I know took their small kids to see it because it was about Jesus and therefore wholesome entertainment.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

I seem to remember there was a case where school administrators actually took lunches out of students’ hands and threw the food away (because health codes required it not to be given to other students). Because you just can’t go handing out $2 worth of food to hungry children, dammit!