Creepy as fuck, right? I can’t help but connect it to the fusion-gone-wrong of the Gem shards that upset Garnet so much.

I see know reason why he wouldn’t physically be able to erect a tiny girder in his briefs, if you will. Also, I would assume that he could technically orgasm, although since he bleeds a silver liquid in his metal mode, he would probably ejaculate mercury to something silver and weird.

I think we’re about to see “The Nutella Defense” become a thing.

I’m not a superstitious person, but recently my boyfriend and I were on an airplane together returning from a trip, and my boyfriend was playing with a flight simulator game on his iPad and kept crashing the planes.

Also, apparently everyone thinks that the bed of a pick-up truck is also a garbage can, and thus is a suitable place to dump your half-drunk Big Gulps and other assorted trash.

All of these are great, but the guy driving off with his much-screamed-for pizza still on the roof of his car is my most favorite.

Yes it is. The people working at that McDonald’s had their lives made harder without receiving any corresponding compensation for it. It’s only “not a loss” from the corporate perspective.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

These customers are all skidmarks on the underwear of humanity. Especially that old misogynist who stole his wife’s peach crepe.

Yup, especially when “genetic abomination” and “daughter” are not mutually exclusive.

But seriously, don’t fuck the genetic abomination.

This was a bad science decision.

Definitely all of Prometheus, but also all of Splice, too.

Okay, so is Sue’s invisibility power metaphorical in this movie, or does she at some point get some goddamn superpowers? And if she does, HOW?

I thought the same thing.

1. Upside-down sandwich is the exact same thing my youngest brother would complain about. When he was 6.

So I gather that Sue isn’t even in the movie, despite the film-makers going to all the trouble of casting her and everything.

*lights a candle in memory of all the women and child characters who were killed to provide motivation for their male protagonists*

Oh my gods this is amazing!

Oh my god.