Same with large feet, honestly. I wear a size 10-11, depending on the shoe, and they almost never have my size in the shoes that I want. It's even worse for people with bigger feet than me.

"Common knowledge" is relative. My step-dad loved to smoke his own meats, like brisket and pork, so I knew all about smoking when I worked at the restaurant. People who live in areas known for their BBQ, like Texas or Tennessee or pretty much anywhere in the South are generally going to know about smoking.

Were they out-of-towners? I just can't see that being an issue where smoked BBQ is a huge part of the cultural cuisine.

But this one comes with cake and chocolate.

Even our linguines (which were always in season) tasted like ham.

Many of the customers I served didn't know that brisket was beef, so we changed the menu and listed it as "Beef Brisket."

Tiramisu is an excellent coffee-delivery system.

It almost gets to the point where you just hand everyone a meat thermometer the minute they walk in so they can see for themselves.

That's what you get for misusing the letter K.

Yes, everything. Even the pizza. Even the salads. Everything tasted like ham.

I guess. This was a small restaurant and the owner was usually there working with us, so if they still persisted in their belief that we were trying to poison them with smoked pork, I'd send him out to explain how smoking works. Part of the name of our restaurant was "Smokehouse," too, so I'd have to answer calls…

Maybe she thought there was such a thing as Irish Roast?

I used to work at a pizza and barbecue place, in a region that is not known for its barbecue. Our meats were really good, but the people in the area were generally unfamiliar with the concept of barbecue that was smoked instead of grilled.

EW.

TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

Christians who leave fake money with Bible verses or cards about Jesus as "tips" are, specifically, Christian assholes.

Ummmmmm, no. Rude people can be rude while also being ignorant or inexperienced.

Skyline chili is probably some of the grossest shit I've ever had, and my boyfriend was so excited to show me the type of food that was local to where he grew up. I'm thinking you have to grow up around there in order to appreciate it.

I've watched a couple of episodes, but I'm terrible at keeping up with TV in real time. I'm planning to Netflix it. It has mostly the same voice actors, and is a fun way to spend 20 minutes.

Oh, it's so good! I'm really looking forward to the second one.