My mom once told off Dionne Warwick.

My two! I used to waitress in Malibu at a restaurant that I shall not name. I always messed up on the computer ordering system, so I was never allowed to wait on "A Listers", bur one night ran for someone else's table and served Barbara Streisand a Chimay. Also, the lead singer of Modern English bummed a cigarette off…

About 8 months ago or so Guiliana and Bill were in my random Chicago office building. She was wearing sunglasses inside on a cloudy day and he was polite and let everyone off the elevator before him. And one time in the 90's I saw the rapist Kennedy (I know, I know, which one? The one who actually went on trial) in…

Obviously we're doing our own lame claim to fame thread, right? Ok, I'll start. I once smoked the world's smallest joint with the cello player for Flight of the Conchords.

I wonder how this situation would be handled if it was a plane filled with US civilians. Has to be devastating for the families no one is retrieving the bodies.

What kind of action movie universe do you live in?

What they wanted was to shoot down a ukrainian military transport. What they hit instead was a civilian airliner. No big conspiracy there. It's just a monumental and criminal fuck up. Their own posts on social media reveal this.

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Well, gentlemen, I'm from Ukraine, and I've seen some "pro-russian rebels" in person. If you think that they are just poor people who do not agree with Kiev's politics you're totally wrong. That bastards consists of two kinds: bandits who get paid by Russia to destabilize our country and Russian soldiers undercover.…

Based on past events I don't think this will turn into a full scale war. This isn't the first (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_a…) incident of this type. None of the others have led to full war. I personally feel like there will a lot of politicians and media expressing anger and outrage but it will all be…

Things WILL escalate. Even you and me have totally opposite opinion on who shot down the plane and why, there's no doubt that it was done to escalate things. Except the small possibility of targeting error, but you'll see that this won't even be discussed by real politicians. Russia and rebels will stand on the point…

This isn't something that a civilised person does.. No human being can do this.. To keep the bodies of innocent people away from their families.. Only animals do this kind of shit and I hope whoever is responsible pays a great cost for this..

Nothing to hide here Komrade, move along.

this whole story just makes me pissed and it's getting worse by the day.

When you see dollar signs or the word "dollar" it triggers negative feelings that are associated with paying. So, the next time you're out to eat and you see the menu items are missing dollar signs, say the price to yourself in your head. Instead of, "this sandwich is 12.99," say "this sandwich is twelve dollars and…

For all of you who are commenting on punctuation instead of a nice gesture, you have my heartfelt sympathy. I have also contacted the local quarry in your area and they are insterested in chipping away at your stone heart's. OH and any gramar and's punctuatuon errors in this post are intentional,just's to piss you…

"you're not going to get my heart to grow two sizes this day, Mark."

I gotta be honest, I see nothing wrong with what your mom did there. It doesn't look like an active guilt trip, and ONLY to Jewish eyes does it even read as an active guilt trip. Otherwise it just looks like she wanted to let them know she was supporting them, and they were like, "Awesome! Let's reward the nice lady!"

WHO CARES ABOUT APOSTROPHES WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD?