I love them so much. No shame.

I'm imagining that the apples are actually cake made to look like apples. Which is crazy but at least adheres to the cake-at-all-weddings-otherwise-what's-the-point mandate.

If were a guest at that wedding, I'd be all "Apple cake? What the actual fuck?"

"And miserable, unhappy people need someone to judge to deter the attention away from their own misery and feel better about their miserable lives." I feel like this was directed towards Beyonce, she's the one who kind of started this.

She's anything but flawless.

This sounds massively boring and stupid. I like music documentaries, but who wants to watch one in 4 minute increments once a fucking week?

Her letter to Michelle Obama was completely cringeworthy. I can't take her seriously after reading that.

Her sister seems like perfect Reality TV material, however.

Sooo who else has heard that Jay and Bey's marriage is strictly business?

She's just whatever, her music is generic and sure she's pretty. But damn do I find her boring. I just don't get the obsession a lot of people have with her.

Yeah, I like Beyonce the performer, and I like to see her vacation picks on tumblr/instagram but I have interest in her personal life at all. Which is totally fine we don't need to *know* every celebrity/actor, and feel like they are our bffs. She lets you see what she wants, and she is very good at keeping her image…

I'm pretty sure Jez just posts about her a lot to troll us. Nope, actually, I'm totally sure.

I feel like I'm one of the few people who haven't jumped on the Beyonce train. She is beautiful and a good singer, but I'm just like "meh, another celebrity who lives in extravagance."

Ugh I'm sorry but she's so overexposed. And worse than that, she's boring. Snooze.

possibly a line of children's books?

I do not care for Kim Kardashian, but I agree with your point that he only ever seems to talk about her superficially... but then again IMO that's all there is to her. She is the worst character on KUWTK.

I am a Kim fan. I think she is lovely and that show is entertaining. That being said, Kanye chose the wrong horse. If he wanted what he thinks he wants he would be dating women who are powerful and intelligent and maing changes in this world. H'es basically chosen someone whose beauty eclipses everyting else about…

Yeah, I read something he said about her being a "fantasy girl." It makes me think she is kind of just someone who is nice to look at and other people like to look at her to so it's validating.

Kanye plays that interracial relationship card a lot, but I have never once seen that as a criticism leveled against them. I think people give them crap more for the fact that they're both insufferably narcissistic than anything else.

Ugh Kanye. I respect him a lot creatively but cannot understand what he sees in Kim other than a muse. She is so vapid.