This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Liverpool has to hope to put up 4 goals a game because our defense is porous.

Youre a dick for injecting your political opinions into someones death.

Okay, seriously? It's a joke. Go back to Jezebel.

Deadspin and their comment section is run by a bunch privileged lily white children with no perspective. It’s going to be interesting when Hulk Hogan takes over this place.

Found the vegan!

This one must have been especially tough for Storm and others as it seemed to come out of nowhere with Saunders not having any illnesses like Scott.

She’s truly a pro to be able to get through that; I’d have been a snotty crying wreck by the 3rd word. RIP John Saunders.

Seriously, I remember her Stuart Scott one and now this. Can't imagine having that kinda thing thrown at you while you're live and on the air.

The Burger King murdered my parents.

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Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

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Did Bofa get signed though?

Come on. No one associated with the Ravens has a sense of humor.

Listen — strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!