You know what they say: if your aunt had balls she’d be on the East German Olympic team.

Tony Romo was the best QB in the stadium.

A Schiano Man signs contracts with blood.

What Can’t the Browns Do For You?

The Browns: Like Depends, often covered in their own crap.

What exactly is your argument that Joe Flacco is “elite”

But was it elite?

Enrico Pallazzo?

Better Southeast Asian soccer highlight from this week:

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother

I don’t know about you, but when I was watching Rogue One I found it incredibly disconcerting to be watching a Star Wars film that didn’t include John Williams’ triumphant opening theme of the traditional opening crawl.

I dunno, I think the young Hank Pym was done really well in Ant-Man..?

It’s because he’s an awesome facial hair bro with RDJ:

I have significantly cut back my browsing of Giz over the last few years. Now I only visit if a RSS article sounds interesting or I accidentally click on a cross post on i09. I have moved most of my tech reading to Ars, Verge and a few others. Giz has become far, far too mean in the last few years and too focused on…

100% agree. I hate how so many of the worst writers on Gawker are now spreading their shit on other blogs here. Blogs that used to (in general) stay away from that stuff. It almost feels (especially with The Concourse) like they are saying “oh yah Univision? You didn’t like the tone of Gawker? Well what are you going…

As long as HamNo gets upset and quits....delete away Uni.

There’s a problem with the argument that one should “listen to Simms with an open mind”. It involves listening to Simms. Whatever the supposed level of Simms’ football knowledge, the first requirement for the job is to be able to communicate, something Simms is woefully unable to do unless there’s some sort of “barely…

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

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