You know what they say: if your aunt had balls she’d be on the East German Olympic team.

Tony Romo was the best QB in the stadium.

A Schiano Man signs contracts with blood.

What Can’t the Browns Do For You?

The Browns: Like Depends, often covered in their own crap.

What exactly is your argument that Joe Flacco is “elite”

But was it elite?

Enrico Pallazzo?

Better Southeast Asian soccer highlight from this week:

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother

There’s a problem with the argument that one should “listen to Simms with an open mind”. It involves listening to Simms. Whatever the supposed level of Simms’ football knowledge, the first requirement for the job is to be able to communicate, something Simms is woefully unable to do unless there’s some sort of “barely…

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

Could have been worse. They could have made him stand next to Magary.

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

In my experience, winning the division just doesn’t feel as good as playoff wins.

It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Sears Tower, just like it will always be the Marshall Fields Building. Some names are too iconic to change.

I haven’t been able to figure out the Harambros. Are they Bernie Bros who needed an outlet for their memes? Are they racist? Am *I* the racist for thinking there might be racial overtones? Did I write this whole comment because I think the term “harambros” is funnier than the actual Harambe stuff?

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.