Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Well fucking DUH.

That picture screams “pregnant manatee”.

Whoever holds this microwave, if he be worthy...

Hopefully Daredevil remembers to bring his Microwave of Justice.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

Forget Dash Rendar, where the fuck is Kyle Katarn?

Tom Baker?

Simple solution. Make the next movie time travel based, and then just bring back Walter Koenig as a really cranky elder Chekov that gets put back at the helm. Only goes warp 1, always leaves the left blinker on, and shouts at Kirk for talking while he’s trying to drive.

I still maintain that everything Chopper says is, in droidspeak, absolutely and utterly obscene.

The guy who replaced him literally bankrupted the entire company. Maybe Leitch should’ve chaperoned more often.

Oh the humanity, I always knew these people writing for Deadspin were non athlete geeks but Jesus H on a motherfucking surfboard Christ.

Not only did all these people know Sandusky was a serial child molester, but they knew he had continued access to kids through Second Mile and allowed it.

I’ll take number 3. I grew up a few miles outside of State College, am a 2nd generation PSU grad and like many others, I held Joe in a very high regard throughout my childhood and early adult years.

From a Penn Stater whose opinion of Paterno is always open to new info:

Wow. What will i09 do now?

Ken sent me!