The kids are alright.

Whatever you do, don’t brag on social media about your kid having the same political beliefs as you do and is therefore smarter and better than your kid. Everyone knows you’re either full of shit or you’ve coaxed your kid into saying what you want to hear. The only politics kids give a shit about is Minecraft vs…

Ah yes, the Parasitic Brainworm.

Why isn’t my ex-wife on this list?

This sounds like absolute bs, made up “fact”. 

Somebody mentioned giving apps “room to breathe”. Your hardware, as it stands right now, needs that room as well. Consider the bloated software you’re running, then think about skinnier apps to replace at least some of the hogs. I just finished giving the boot to Firefox and replaced it with Opera, a browser that runs…

One other tip that I use is to pick a word ending in E for the first guess. It’s the most common vowel, and often is the last letter of a word.

I use a combination of your wife’s strategy and chasing vowels. Since the best word for vowels is “ADIEU,” I combined the remaining vowel, O, with the four most common consonants in the dictionary, RTNS, to get the starting word “SNORT” (“TRONS” is also, surprisingly, acceptable). If you want to include Y, drop the N…

My starter words:
terns
claim
dough
That gets you 14 of the 15 most commonly used letters; quite often (like today) the first two words are enough to get the third one. “T” is the most common letter to start a word, and “S” is the second-most common letter to end a word after “E” so “terns” gives you better odds of…

Adieu is my starter and objectively starting by chasing vowels is a better strategy [it has been simulated] and it helps if you have ever been any good at Cryptograms - there is a frequency distribution of consonants and vowels that matter - and no “being a good writer” does not help.

You might want to change your starting word from BEAST to LEAST (L is more than twice as common as B in English words).

It’s also worth saying that the answer is never going to be the plural of a four letter word.

Pretty much all purebred dogs have issues, but the idea of breeding toadline bullies is just abhorrent 

Ridiculous. It's not that hard.

? Like pressing an icon so the ‘uninstall’ option comes up is too hard? Wow.

You must be absolutely shit at your job if you can’t figure out how to text (pick a text app, send text) or delete an app (long press, choose “uninstall”). Like how do you manage to turn on your shower, or feed yourself?

You’ve obviously never heard of a concept called “side-loading,” or the website APKMirror?

You’re a UX designer with two phones and can’t figure out how to TXT or delete apps from Android?

If you're having trouble getting a screw to go into wood, build up a bit of dry bar soap in the threads. 

Here’s a little word pet peeve— “suprise”. I’ve seen it lots, hate it, almost hate the person who flubs it up. English was not meant to be fkkt with in this way.