I stand AND wad. Come at me, bro

I was about to come down and say exactly this. I would add that refraining from wadding is the most important part so you get 100% anal contact instead of random packing.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Your dad sounds like one strong individual. Kudos to him.

Totally. Is there a German word for wishing somebody receives the full extent of what’s coming to them, while also feeling bad for what happened to them in their youth?

Would you believe that I was just cooking dinner and coming to this same logic fail on my part? Believe!

The starters are on the floor.

I coach a 4-6th grade travel team in a boys league. I have a girl on my team and she’s my best player. It’s interesting to see how other coaches react in games who don’t know her (most coaches at this point do). She’s seen box in one’s, double and triple teams and she consistently plays well. She’s as fast and as…

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

[Eric Trump] said his father was without peer when it came to forging friendships on the golf course, and his eyes grew wide as he talked about the family resort’s potentially becoming a place where world alliances are struck.

It’s almost like the guy is a full of shit hypocrite of the highest magnitude.

Sandusky still receiving a $4900 monthly pension. Just in case this story did not make you sick.

Victim 1 and 2 are sisters. From TMZ-

And I’m pretty sure he’s swinging the club backwards.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

This news is heartbreaking and directly reflects on the legacy of Joe Paterno and Penn State. From the Washington Post:

Horribly sad. The lives that Jerry Sandusky wrecked (with an assist from JoPa and PSU) are exponential - statistically good chance that his victims (like this son), at least some, committed abuse (and then those victims and their victims’ victims, etc.). Not to mention the impact on all the people around these…

So this guy got molested as a kid, right? Doesn’t excuse any of this but it’s the most obvious explanation.