I’m starting to think that snl is going to become a legitimate avenue for progressive lobbying in this administration.

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

He aight.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

Sorry but touting yourself as “moderately well-educated” while stating that you are presently writing your dissertation for not your 1st but your 2nd doctorate is the most ridiculous humble brag and also evidence that you are completely unaware of the average educational accomplishments of the world around you. Less…

Speaking as a non-American, we’re still watching in shock. We’re not in denial, just scared watching this shitshow unfold

I once had a very wealthy boss who’d gotten where he was largely due to his father’s business initiatives. When I requested a new computer, he asked me to write up a “formal proposal”. It was about three pages of explanation (he wasn’t technical in the least - couldn’t even figure out a copier) punctuated by three or…

Ooh, found it:

Someone wrote a letter to the editor to the New Yorker this week, asking that the magazine refrain from comparing Trump to a toddler.

He’s seriously like a toddler. He needs attention all the time, has a limited vocabulary and throws tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. Look at this picture!

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Remember when you used to be amusing? Pepperidge Farm does.

Okay. If he used his own phone. But this idiot used his wife’s phone. Tha isn’t a glitch. That’s stupidity.

If I got a whiff of brie as I’m pulling your pants off, I’m probably gonna recommend you see a doctor about that.

I’m an old, who is both 1) a jazz lover and 2) loved the show Moonlighting, so this one makes me sad. His theme song of the latter is up there in the pantheon of great TV theme songs, perfectly fitting the sexy vibe of the show. Anyway, if you don’t know who Al Jarreau was, he was awesome and a legend, arguably…

How could we forget?