I like mockingbirds who don’t get killed

He was caught. On tape. Admitting to sexually assaulting women—bragging about it. And then many, many women came forward to confirm. That is orders of magnitude worse than anyone else in that office, sexually speaking.

White guy holds Black Lives Matter poster while white woman, who I’m willing to bet dollars to doughnuts would beg to differ with that sentiment, is aided and comforted by black man.

Did not need you for this lesson.

That’s funny because during one of the debates, I remember he was asked a question about “Mosul.” He answered in his typical fashion, using his pet phrases (“believe me ...” “folks, let me tell you ...” “people are saying ...” etc.), speaking loudly in a forceful tone and he kept repeating “Mosul” over and over and…

It’s crazy! Republicans have been trying to ‘run goverment like it’s a business’ FOR YEARS AND ALL WE GET IS GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN’T WORK. Which, obviously, is their intention. So they can go back to their constituents and say, ‘See? See? Government doesn’t work, we gotta run it like a business!’

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

No ellipse. You’re the ellipse.

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

A kid in my grade school class, gave a very similar style report on “A Night to Remember” about the sinking of the Titanic, and he ended it with “And it truly was the happiest night of their lives.” D’oh.

We did a panel interview for a new manager at one of our branches last week, the CFO and myself both decided that she was a solid No after just a minute because she was so obviously unprepared and unintelligent but trying really hard to cover that up. The other two people in the room thought she did an amazing job,…

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

“He thought it was weird, however, that that part *did* mention him.”

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I really think there should be a show where Trump and a random person off the street are asked questions about current events and policy. Even knowing how stupid the average person is, I bet they would still know more than the President.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

He’s outright insane now.