The problems with the older son actually sound like Madonna makes him toe the line while dad lets him slack off. I don’t think that reflects poorly on her.

Mama Jackson stayed with Papa Jackson despite him abusing the shit out of their kids for years ‘because Jesus’ then left him when she found out he cheated & had a kid with another woman. Maybe her kids are bitter or something.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!

Or, perhaps, it’s not a “trap”?

Trump has signed three executive orders aimed at “law and order,” one of which calls for new legislation and new mandatory minimum sentences for “crimes of violence” and “related crimes” (??) against law enforcement officers, because the White House is apparently under the impression that violence against police…

They would just have to settle for being intelligent, rich, and well-connected.

Unions are the most evil thing in the world for some people because they know this one guy who knew a dude who dated a girl who once drank next to a teacher who was drunk in class and the teachers union made it so he got to keep his job, marry the high school cheerleader and write run on sentences with no…

If only there was some way they could leverage their collective desires and bargain for better things.

Wait, this dude was complaining about her nose...?

More like; Bad schools make future non-voters

It’s as if the work of Arne Duncan (clearly your friends don’t work in education policy or higher education, he was very active and visible in both) wasn’t about HIM and about things like increasing FAFSA completion or working with the FLOTUS on projects like Reach Higher and Better Make Room to increase college…

But, but, but, guys.... teachers unions... amirite? So time for them to go and make those fat cat teachers EARN the right to buy their own school supplies. Go get ‘em, Betsy!

The idea that a ruling class would kill the quality of education to ensure more underlings in the future sounds like something from a dystopian novel, but I cannot think of any other rationale behind moves like this.

Don’t forget this also will be our next supply of recruits for the armed forces.

The Venn on these two demos is strong.

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

In a way, this highlights why there are almost zero undocumented immigrants voting illegally. No one would be willing to risk deportation for such a potentially high profile crime.

That your parents made for you, out of desperation.