Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

Couldn’t she just be referring to traditional soul food, and just be a crass ignorant asshat rather than a racist asshat?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

That is all fine well and good.

Surprised she didn’t work in a Corey Monteith mention for max desperation points.

When a star/celebrity/famous-person-whose-name-you-know sees the relevance train leaving the station without them on it, that’s when the clothes come off.

Oh, I know - as I had my own little fiefdom for quite a few years.

I have very little tolerance for her. She tried to ride her sister’s coattails and failed because she’s not pretty, charismatic, or talented. It was cute how she tried to depart from Jessica and label her style as “rock alternative,” but let’s be real: “Pieces of Me” would be played right alongside “With You” on the…

This right there. Most proper news entities go out of their way to have someone completely outside of the situation report on it to maintain some semblance of objectivity.

Hard to believe, but it used to be common for journalists to, you know, try to stay out of their own stories.

I know that sports teams are private ventures and that they ultimately control who has access to their product, but how does it help them by pulling this shit? The average Joe isn’t going to sympathize with management.

And the Eagles wish a Happy New Year to all their enemies at the Inquirer who lost so badly they don’t know what to do. Love!

Actually we have battery shaped molds now for your poo.

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

The Eagles are taking media tips from the Trump staff. Expect a gloating tweet from the Eagles account about how the Inquirer is a losing paper later tonight.

They’ll probably charge him with battery.

What an unforced error on the Eagles’ part. Sounds like someone’s ego got in the way (i.e. the staffer’s), and they had to show themselves as having power over the room and situation.

And that is some corny ass choreography.

Is she known for singing though? Or is she known for being kind of messy (I’m being nice with the ‘kind of’) or being a diva? Like I kind of remember her singing stuff, but it’s been so long ago and so many messy moments since then.