this is what I was thinking.

I know it’s a whole different deal, but watch her Carpool Karaoke with James Corden compared to, say, Adele’s. Pathetic.

Avatar is appropriate.

What ever happened to professionalism?

Well, maybe a giant meteor impacting Mar-a-lago at 30 seconds until midnight. That would have been more appropriate.

I never cared about her, but this made me think she is a bitch. Seriously don’t even try? If you showed up to work and something goes wrong do you get to say fuck this and not try? No.

That might have been the best five minutes of TV ever.

One last death.

*Ashlee Simpson dances a jig*

My spouse and I were just saying the same thing. At the very least belt out a more conservative (aurally) version. That’s basic musicality...

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“And that’s what it is”

That’s from Titanic: The Micheal Bay Cut?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Good lord, stop it!

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

She only shows “angry face”. Even when she smiles, I don’t believe it. If there are roles in Hollywood for an attractive woman to stand silently in the corner looking disapprovingly at everything, she’ll have a long acting career.

It must be true. Here’s a GIF of it.

Quite possibly. I’ll tell you what though, no one wants to see that Roadhouse remake now.

“There is no crap so schlocky that the American media cannot sell it.”