They don’t tell you the weird and stupid things you’re going to encounter as a teacher. I had to explain to a boy why he shouldn’t use sharpie to color his eyebrows in after he shaved them off. The tip was too wide most of his forehead was now eyebrow. I had to show him what he should have used instead and suggest I…

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

What do you think those Austrain girls believed in if not the doctrine?

I’m pretty sure when he suggested she ask her husband how to run our central bank that Naser was remotely (and passively aggressively) suggesting she doesn't know what she's doing.

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply…

You are right about small business owners overvaluing their company. When you remove the owner and all his hours of labor and supervision and knowledge, there is little left. The business itself is of little value. Another thing to look at is how risky small businesses are. Four out of five fail in the first five…

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

6 kids? She must be a stay at home mom, right?

I have an older friend who is ALWAYS telling me how I need to be much more rigid with Mini Minkoff, because that’s how she did it with her kids and she didn’t have (supposedly) the type of chaos that we do in our house now

Oh, you’re awake. Good morning.

I loved how Sofia’s twenty-something son was fanboying the hardest over the wedding.

Oh, girl, get some...

Nope, she pretty much diagnosed you right.

I love how they have both “Young People’s” and “Teen” in the name. JUST SO YOU KNOW that it’s for teenagers. Now all I need is a daycare named

Or maybe she’s embracing it because it means she is alive and healthy. Little things bother you far less when you know the alternatives.

Oh, forgive me. I didn’t realize you were an asshole.

Did she do something to you because you seem a bit mad. Also how dare you say she was faking it or there was nothing wrong with her. Her Mother, Grandmother and her Aunt all died from cancer and that down to BRCA1 gene which Angelina also inherited. When you see that many family members die and you have such a high…

My day job is in a state’s unemployment agency. By law, I can’t provide specifics, but I’d guess that at least 40% of the true WTF stories I have involve Walmart.

Buy if he’d taken them out of the cart (so customers don’t have to use carts with empty beer cans in them) and thrown them in the trash, that would be fine, right? Because it’s not like Wal-Mart wanted them. Wal-Mart just didn’t want him having them. Logically.