Krispy Kreme: Show up in costume and you can pick a free doughnut of your choice, including the special edition Ghostbusters doughnuts.

When my dad had lung cancer, it went to his brain, as lung cancer often does. He became confused. He was restless, agitated, and combative. He was paranoid. He didn't know who I was. I had to hire someone to sit up with him at night, because it wasn't safe for me to go to bed and leave him unattended. I had…

Woman lives out things she wanted to do then chooses to stay living and there are actually people angry at this?

Well, good for them, I suppose. I think "hell" is probably knowing that you have a disease that will kill you and having douchebags judge you for not wanting to endure weeks of agony that will kill you anyway.

But you did.

at least he has someone, ya know?

Jesus fucking Christ guys, Chirp was about a kiddie predator. WHAT THE FUCK.

THIS GIF IS MY SEXUAL NIGHTMARE.

I live and work in Salem and have for almost 10 years. It gets so crazy here this time of year it can be hard to love for residents. The shops are here all year and are open year round, but the tourists pour in for one month. It stops daily life here. But I am a server at a local restaurant, so the money is so…

No! You can't take your baby to the bar! When I go to the bar I want to get drunk and say inappropriate things loudly and do some drugs in the bathroom and make out with strangers with questionable tattoos, and I don't want some baby staring at me with its doe eyes while I do that. Neither does anyone else who thought…

I think it would be a wonderful experience. Every child loves clowns!

wanna try that again in english?

Wait, was that person Missandry upthread?!

I've probably been lots of places with babies and didn't notice because they were quiet/amused/asleep. Just like with adults, if I am painfully aware of your presence maybe you should just go.

I really think it all depends on how well your baby can hold their liquor.

I don't mind the *existence* of babies at brunch/bars/restaurants/movies at all, as long as a) you don't expect me to alter my adult behavior, and b) if your baby starts screaming (not crying, but that ear-piercing screaming) you get the fuck out of there and try to calm that heathen down before you rejoin society.

Did a broken robot write this? Even the opening sentence seems wrong.

I just read that Lily Rabe is returning — as Sister Mary Eunice, the character she played in Asylum!

Oh wow, that actually is an improvement that's so fucked.