I'm coming around to thinking June is a pedophile as well. Twice? Twice you just happened to get seriously involved with men who ended up doing time for molestation? That's hella bad luck, unless it's really not, you know?

I think the fact that they'd be asking advertisers to bankroll the potential sexual abuse of children pretty much puts that to bed. The network would be risking a hell of a lot of revenue, but even more than that, they'd be accused of profiting from child molestation. The legal implications of that are enormous. Not a…

Sometimes I wonder how some have tons of people just waiting to get with them while I never have anyone. Now I see it's because I refuse to date sex offenders.

Rikki Lake is working on a documentary about the Pill. The film's position will determine whether or not I want Rikki to be happy.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."

...he's decided against it due to the fact that his life right now is not particularly stable and a 9-year-old is a lot of responsibility.

Re: Heather Graham's Panties.

Yup. I for one am shocked that Jezebel's reporting could ever be misleading or just plain wrong.

But... that shows male pop stars die younger than female pop stars, so... headline is wrong?

Does this help you at all?

It just seems to me that when the headline specifically denotes this as an article about female death rates (the implication being that the number is in comparison to non-female death rates) the article should include both numbers for comparison, rather than just throwing the reader over the fence to the source…

"Female Pop Stars Die Much Younger Than Everybody Else"

The source article from the Atlantic gives that info. The effect is pretty equivalent for both genders.

I know it can be confusing with the hair, but that middle picture is a dude.

I like a little silly with my weekly tabloid review, but this was off the charts insanity.

(tiny voice) I miss Callie I haven't liked MM since she left I appreciated the hint of sincerity (tiny voice)

Cosigned.

Holy moly was this Doug Barry-esque. Very, very hard to read.

We should have a meet up where we only wear formal gowns and attire.

You're totally right. I had acne scars and noticed the wrinkle disappearing act as a very pleasant side effect and realized that I had the power to make those little fuckers stop in their tracks! Actually, I just got a new glycolic lotion to use at night, 6oz of 10% glycolic for, like, 8 bucks. It's Alpha Hydrox from…