On the flip side, parents *can* date. Mommy saying, "Daddy's on a date! Let's call him!" doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't spending enough time with the kiddos.

I may be wrong, but the line "The kids would constantly call Chris when he was with Jennifer..." read to me that she was having the kids call Chris specifically when he was with Jennifer, which sort of seems like she's using her children to further some kind of personal vendetta, and that doesn't seem super cool from…

Humble brag: Julia Roberts says she's "taken a big risk in not having had a face-lift."

I vote goat.

As someone with special needs, I can tell you that I would really not have liked to have a special needs princess. That stuff was escapism for me, so why would I want to see someone like myself?

OMG. I went to a military ball once.. ."Black tie." The soldiers of course were dressed beautifully, because it's a uniform. The women. Lord almighty. I had even asked my date beforehand whether it was "real" black tie, and he had told me it was. And it was for him. My ball gown was... well, not right for the crowd.…

Lol forever at "a particularly smart goat"! Also, Bristol herself made the comparison. This is not Jezebel being a dick.

Haha...that made me laugh. Thanks.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

are you like, the chelsea clinton version of that weird marc jacobs conspiracy theorist????

THIS. This is the point. Bristol is a crass, uneducated and yet entitled feel fool. Chelsea is an educated and genteel woman.

One has a bachelors degree from Stanford and a PhD from Oxford. The other isn't interested in furthering her education, though she can well afford it now. Speaks volumes.

Also, would it be in bad taste to point out Bristol's mother was a proponent of "abstinence-only" education, and Bristol had a child at 17 while unmarried? And that Chelsea was married for several years before she had a kid?

On Malala

Why is anyone even vaguely surprised at "Mama June," given that she obviously only cares about what those children will get for her. Massively improper diet, kiddie beauty pageants, indulgence of pretty much everything. The idea that she would ignore the molestation of her own child in favor of her selfish desires is…

Radcliffe shoots and scores. Well said.

The human body is meant for vegetables, fruits, and proteins.

AAAAAAAAND HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE PALEO CROWWWWWWWWWWWD

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.