What's the approximate number of large men that have been beaten to death by a woman in public? Rounded to the nearest "not any," I mean.

Holy Christ you bleeding gash he's Cuban. Yet somehow the first thing that leaps to your mind is his racial difference rather than being from, you know, Cuba.

Or 3. these all kinda suck, sorry.

You can also use these dots as a convenient guide to finding your nearest hub airport.

Hey man, let's keep this positive... There's no reason he can't just go right on back to lurking.

I am ambivalent about his dancing and I acknowledge that you think it's cool.

It's an apostrophapocalypse up in here.

I'd enjoy it if Leitch quoted you late in his next blog post and closed with, "Yep, these are my readers."

Magic apparently just wasn't shiny enough.

Illitch has surely enriched himself in the process—rich people gonna rich—but his interest in helping Detroit and making fans happy seems fairly actual and true. It is possible for his interests and those of the public to be somewhat aligned. I'd guess that such alignment actually helps the value of his assets, and in…

I'm a fan of Detroit teams, and it just hit me—the reason it's easy to be a fan and stay a fan of those teams is that the ownership for the Lions, Pistons, and especially Tigers/Red Wings ranges from "meh" to outright benevolent. (DTW fans know which ones are which) I'm pretty positive that most Detroit fans would…

A Sofia Ultra does sound quite refreshing right now nonetheless.

Whatever this is, my Google-fu is not strong enough to divine its meeting. We'll need more proper nouns and possibly a verb.

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Sounds from this robot's future:

Drew can write, for starters; Simmons, even if he once could write, no longer bothers to try. A better comparison might be between Nick Denton and sportsguy33. Drew is clearly NOT trying to be Nick Denton.

Why did this make me laugh out loud? And yet...

I thought the newsworthy moment here was when the first fan almost fell over the railing and 20 feet to the ground. Pretty sketchy.