This continues to be entertaining.

Hi there. I just want to say that I'm really glad Deadspin exists. It's the greatest! No, really, I mean that.

That's strange, I don't see "American Hero" anywhere.

I clicked through only for the Cheryl Carol references.

I protect the shit out of my kids and they don't do stuff like this. Your cause—>effect equations are not good.

Wasn't making fun of soccer, was making fun of my own inability to grasp its rules. Fairly mildly at that. The more violent responses were silly internet.

Tee hee.

If that isn't offsides, then what is the point of whatever offsides is? Anyway, soccer.

I blame this guy.

Fucking show some respect. It's the Blue Debacle. Just like, for instance, the Irish Potato Famine.

A bear, a pig, and a Saint walks into a bar...

WOW! If the Chargers can hold on to this lead...

Michigan alums have a similar loyalty dilemma since he's a significant part of school history.

And then, after the video ends, a bear on a bicycle rushes the pitch and eats the goalie.

He's just a kid, no? Kids are really insensitive to how people will perceive things; it's hard to learn that stuff. Just a kid mistake but doesn't make the intent a bad one.

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Time for SQUISHing

Hey where's the perfect game threa... oooo too bad.