It's not immediately obvious to me how to retrieve aggregate data sorted spatially from the API. Did anyone else figure this out?

Nah man Babe Ruth was white so the rule wouldn't apply.

Never saw Benjamin Button but I am assuming you stole this line from there.

I miss CWebb. Shaw only gets more phony seeming as he gains confidence.

Didn't this bench kill the starters in practice, like, all the time? And who the hell do you start at this point? Surely Steve Blake should not start anymore ever, yes? I guess you have to start Nash, maybe he can just roll super small ball in Meeks' place for 21 minutes? And can't Pau step in with this group and…

This made me laugh extremely much.

To the entire membership of the band, which is no doubt reading this: very well done, kiddos. Now get off the internet and study.

You horrible, inconsiderate, heartless monster!

Fail unless they get matching orange socks. Now that would be awesome.

This article is incomplete without the companion sidebar: "Pumpkin Beer vs. Hard Cider, a Comprehensive Evaluation of Autumnal Beverages."

PM Cameron was calling all his chums to complain before he realized that Goodell is on the distro list for the recordings.

Costas is superior to any and all football that happens on Thursdays.

Annnnd there's the comment I clicked through to see. God bless you Deadspin, each and every one.

Edit: Man... that's not where I clicked on the picture thingy!

I wouldn't have a problem with the award except for the fact that they seem to be ignoring "being really fricken tall" as a natural ability. As if it's "oh no, not that kinda of natural ability, it's, you know, the other kind (wink, wink.)"

Cheating is kind of analog, even when it is digital. Or even when it is digital.

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Nah, man, dude is just underwhelmed by that jobs report.

Lamestream Media is COVERING UP a rash of women MURDERING large men in public WITH THEIR FISTS

derp.