Beat your gf? Play ball!

Are we still pretending that there is some guiding morality to how professional sports teams operate?

Actually, nothing matters in sports, so you take your indignation where you can find it.

I'm looking forward to Regressing.

"Stop. Hammer time."

Schiano tried to convince his players that the following words on the training facility were incorrectly attributed and everything was okay:

The day they make a porno on this scale is the day I give them credit.

WALT IS ALIVE!!

So the 0-6 Bucs can get fans to show up at 5:20 a.m. on Monday, but the Rays who have made the playoffs three times in four seasons can't get fans to show up at 7:30 p.m. any day of the week?

A guy who stabbed someone to death punches a woman at a football game.... and he's a Jets fan?????

LHow many of those deaths are caused by women punching men who appear to outweigh them by at least a hundred pounds? Watch the video again. The guy is smiling. She did not hurt him at all. He sent her reeling. I don't understand why you're so dug-in on defending this moron. He had many options for defending…

lol, Sorry dude. I only get angry with BMW drivers who think punching women is okay.

You, sir, are a Schiano Man.

Ohhhh....BMW driver...'nuff said.

Somebody please make one of these for the coaches.

[Pictured: Joe Thornton celebrating a 4-goal game for the St. Thomas Travelers]

As much as I liked his answer, the argument that you can't talk about a sport unless you've played it is asinine.

Nobody's ever going to make a great Gatsby movie, because the power and beauty of Gatsby is in the prose. It's a gorgeously written story; Fitzgerald's writing had never been as fluidly excellent before Gatsby, and it never really was again, either.

This is fucking excellent.