What are things I say to my five-year-old whilst holding my breath?

God, the PC police are out of control! It's debatable whether these statue decorations are even offensive at all... if you have a problem with them maybe you should just close your eyes as you drive by the place. Or leave America!

The Nighthawks one is the bomb.

The fact that the NCAA changed their website indicates:

I can't believe they broke tradition and let him have that number, though. No matter how good Any Name is, tradition is tradition.

They aren't cognates. They're loanwords.

Authorities may upgrade the charges but they need to watch the area for blisters over the next 48 hours.

Oh so good. So true and good.

Get Dafuq outta G Tech, you can't be serious.

Boston? Check.

Maybe this delivery route wasn't such a great idea for beating the tests, after all...

RG3 is a self-aware field? Like, field of grass? Cornfield? A sentient energy field (pretty sure Jean Luc met one of those once)? Or maybe just an unordered collection?

Wouldn't that be not quite all the way?

As a renter AND a landlord, I can tell you this: are you going to indemnify me if I attempt plumbing repairs on my own? No. No you aren't.

I wonder how heavy heavy load actually is. Must be heavy.

The amazing thing is that obvious conservatives will drop into an article like this, set out to make it a political discussion, and then comment as if they've been right about Iraq all along. "Hey guys, our team has really had this Iraq thing really figured out for a decade—pay attention, I'm about to drop some new…

The part where you equate prison rape with gay sex is HILARIOUS.

IIRC, hawks are non-sentient creatures. Unlike Native Americans.

Lolo Jones: "Impossible to Do Without Eloping"

Cousin Sal? Is that you???