What is this, a math blog? Deadspin, STICK TO SPOR... oh. Hmm. Never mind. Carry on.

My God, it's full of +s

They'll never find the money HERE! *nom nom nom*

Wow. Horrible.

The whole "protect my family from government tyranny" argument is beyond stupid. If you are going to fight the government, that means you are fighting the US military, which has little trouble dispensing with mobs armed to the teeth with RPGs and AK-47s.

The first person to die in CT was a gun nut, Professor Einstein.

Look, maybe I'm just a PC puss-tard, but can we please talk about the name "Redskins"? Beyond being evil or bad, at this point it just seems super dumb.

Sorry to say that the last Santa was probably made in China, and the flavors you were tasting were actually sugar and oil and despair and lead. Thus the added sweetness! And neural scarring.

The weird thing is that Calvin Johnson is the most Barry Sanders-y player since Barry Sanders, and somehow this has transformed Matt Stafford into Scott Mitchell and Jim Schwartz into Wayne Fontes.

Wasn't Lance Armstrong the choice at one point? Frankly, I think you could do a lot worse than LBJ. He was basically a child star, and it seems like he is working through that to grow into a reasonably unhorrible human being.

Glad I wasn't at that game; I would have teared up in public. Because children.

Sir:

-1 on your -1 as -1 is not -enough

Terroristic Threat is a penal code offense (Section 22.07).

That's a great point. Frankly I think if there were some 13 year old Latino phenom we might already be hearing about him. So, yes, I'll take that bet.

Because children born to bad parent aren't unlucky—they're getting what's coming to them!

I'm sorry, and you are so so correct. What I originally should have said was

And kill their children.

Luck has nothing to do with natural selection? Really? You might want to Google that a touch. Thanks for backing up my point.

Because fuck unlucky children!