I don't see the bottle opener anywhere.

Even if it were true, how could she blame you? Life is WAAAY too short to turn down campfire sex.

you can blow through any TSA checkpoint.

It was so crass and so crude, Even Goebbels would've booed

This can only be true if they have demolished El Az and made it a Superfund site.

Staple puller. Office beer is the best beer.

Seriously. A simple "view source" would have made this obvious as MS FrontPage 6.0 wasn't around in 1996.

LOL, orange juice, as if. We only bother with freshly squeezed juice from local tangerines. Anyway, gotta go surf, lates.

Wait, are you saying that New Hampshire is Questionable for tomorrow's election?

Would've gone blue for Xi Jinping there, brah.

I laughed. +1 Lea Thompson

Pretty sure I've got the map dead on, here.

@MVFive changing the channel

Ah, terrific! I am pleased to have engendered such a sense of amazement within the limited cognitive environment you are currently experiencing.

Why not just steal purses from little old ladies? Just as easy, similar or lower risk profiles, and they typically need the money less than game development studios. (In case you doubt this, you may want to look up the distinctions between gross revenue and net income, for instance.)

+1 little dab.

The weather will be going bye-bye now in St. Louis.

Why would they remake a documentary?

a San Diego problem...

#Natdenfreude