From the latest FL zombie story:

This man demonstrates the amazing miracle of prosthetic legs and you're criticizing his throwing motion? And he's a veteran. Shame on you, Deadspin.

We will play in markets where there are no NFL teams or major league baseball teams to speak of.

To be fair, getting buried is actually a pretty common punishment for the crime of being old.

through sheer will and through force of nature so sometimes you just have to go and conquer the territory and that's when you establish world peace.

I won't like Matt Millen no matter how hard you try and make me. So, there.

First place: a gold statue emblazoned with launch codes.

You think that was bad? Should have seen Mrs. Bobby Petrino's family law attorney as he ran the new numbers through Excel...

I can't believe Bill Simmons left Grantland, the site he founded, for Slate. And yet here we have proof.

I'm starting to think this Leaf guy might have some kind of problem.

You're old.

Sadly, DadBoner keeps trying to reply to Drew in the comments but can't get promoted. What could have been...

Pictured: Roland Orzabal, costumed in original Songs From the Big Chair World Tour garb, prepares for his celebrity tennis debut.

They gonna fine the saints a lot of G's.

In non-linsanity-related news, it looks like the public has finally embraced Chris Bosh as a true superstar.

So precisely correct.

Tyson Chandler's hug-lift at 1:20 is not to be missed.

And in talking to this short, bald, T shirt-sunburned white man, Jefferson began to realize all the things he'd—for far too long—been taking for granted in life.

Weird, that wasn't a Toyota OR a Lexus. Not sure what else could explain the acceleration.

Wow, David Cross is looking pretty haggard in that picture.