I did not push that guy out of the way because he was French. I pushed him out of the way because he was moving slow...like a damn French.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/… incase you don't want to see her fall off the stage again.

Sometimes it's cute seeing a little baby learn to walk.

It's fucking hilarious when babies fall down. How else do people win those $100,000 AFV prizes?

:/

"I'd be an idiot to do that at a WORK EVENT"

Ah, more from Meaghan Trainor, the genetically-engineered Republican Backlash Femmebot we deserve. Fuck you, you ignorant fucking ass basket. And also, in the words of the inimitable Claire Standish,

hmm, watched the video & seems more like — Dear future husband, would you be into doing reality tv?

Unshaved bushes are beautiful and I will not ever listen to anything else.

"It's always about race. Lorde can run her mouth and talk shit about all these other bitches, but y'all aren't saying she's angry. If I have something to say, I get pushed into the corner."

A lot of times when you're a black woman and you're proud, that's why people don't like you.

It all boils down to the fundamental problem of using Patrick as the way in. They wanted someone dumb to be the uninformed straight person's surrogate for all the gay lifestyle stuff, but then they didn't want a teenager like Queer as Folk, so they made this unconvincing late 20's guy who's never introduced a…

and so the friendship begins. . .

Bellini on the left, Adultosaur on the right.

I want to throw you a parade! YAY!!! :)

That is outstanding! And who doesn't love a parade.