Being in the grays has really highlighted my neurosis. I posted a picture of my dogs and it is being blurred. I swear it is a picture of cute puppies not penises!!! Ugh. I'm just gonna be in the corner of this party, having a drink.

A random teenage boy made me feel good today by smiling at me and shouting he liked my hair. I have purple streaks in. He wasn't creepy about it and I yelled back thanks.

Anyone get the urge to announce they are excited to share they are not pregnant on Facebook? I feel like I've been inundated with pregnancy announcements. I would like to announce my nonpregnancy, unless you count the dissertation I am trying to birth....and should be working on...instead of reading SNS.

What does an Asian look like?

In Asia's Next Top Model cycle 2, Japan was represented by Marie Nakagawa who also does not look 'traditionally Japanese'.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

WUT. My face right now would make the perfect meme.

Um, can you correct this. Racist Reporter gets himself fired for comparing Michelle Obama to an ape.

I recognize that as a gay man I sometimes get away with things that straight men wouldn't

I adore being irrelevant and invisible. I no longer am a focal point for sex pest men and judgey women.

Look. It's everyone's fault but those poor, misguided boys. They are good, white boys that had bright futures before the liberal political correctness machine mercilessly ruined their lives. They simply can't be blamed for being racist fuckwads. Only minorities, women, and gays can be blamed for their own actions (or…

ESPECIALLY MARK SHRAYBER

"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

You know what Scott Eastwood? Fuck you.

the duchess! She's just like us!!

Collins didn't expose himself to three "underage women." He exposed himself to three children/girls.

I don't understand not runny egg love. What is the point if you can't dip your toast in it? If eggs were only available hard cooked, I don't think I'd eat eggs.

I don't think she realizes how close she was to getting him killed.

#ByeSabrina