I love my country.

MY CONTROL COLLAR IS MALFUNCTIONING BEEP BOOP

Um. Excuse me. Am I invisible? Pass it over.

Fuck my dream brunch, I want white wine & martinis & gowns with Gaga & Joan Collins.

A hispanic/latino guy won best director/best picture, but I guess that doesn't matter.

they discovered that one described the brutal murder of the American aid worker Peter Kassig and 18 Syrian hostages as "gut-wrenchingly awesome".

I know I'm in the greys but this is actually an area i'm studying in detail at the moment so I thought I'd throw in my two cents.

Teenage brain logic is like kid logic, but massively more dangerous. All the stupid, but with added ability to actually act on it.

As bizarre as it seems that someone would join a terrorist group on purpose, I also remember being a dumb teenager and can see how you could convince yourself (or be tricked into thinking) that it would be a great way to have a more adventurous life. Kids are dumb. Why do they have access to their own passports?!

"Nailed it."

As I understand it, the joke is actually a sharp criticism of Grande's whole "sexy baby" schtick. She/her team is simultaneously infantalizing and sexualizing herself. Which is creepy. And gross. Madeline is pointing out the gross, but she's not the one creating it.

she's a BABY. ALL she can do is CRY.

i just hope it won't make her cry like a baby

I was noticing that. The interviewers are both average sized people and they are bending over to talk to the wee couple.

This super tiny part of me hopes she reads these articles. It's the same part of me that finds joy in seeing somebody else fall down. I'm not proud of it, but I acknowledge that it exists.

That "Ariana Grande is a baby" joke will never stop to make me laugh.

I love how small "Big Sean" actually is.

She's cute now, sure, but soon will come her terrible twos, where Grande will also learn to scream "I don't wanna!" at the top of her lungs and likely figure out that anything she can throw can be a weapon

I give you the wine rack.

i am absolutely part of the problem, at times. i don't want to (and actively don't) appropriate- but NA patterns and beadwork and aesthetic is gorgeous to me. see also, traditional chinese aesthetic, japanese aesthetic, and indian aesthetic. i am a white woman with a ton of racial and economic privileged, and i…