With these eyelashes there are no winners

seriously. show me one person who looks PHENOMENAL under those harsh ass lights in close up. answer: no one. Beyoncé is still a fantastically beautiful lady, just one who occasionally gets a zit and who is wearing a lot of makeup cause she's in a photo shoot.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Those eyebrows don't lie, though. High fives to whoever does hers.

Photoshopping pics of Beyoncé to make her look bad...

You do realize that one can have sex and companionship without being married, right?

Off to eat some eggs.

I'm married, but my husband travels a lot, so I bet I can make it to 90.

This reminds me of my grandmother. She hated her husband and it was only after he died that she really began to live. Good marriages may improve ones health, but probably nothing feels better than having been trapped in a bad marriage and finally getting out. You enjoy life in a whole new way.

I AM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!

If this is the secret, I'm going to live for a friggin long time.

Did anyone cringe at the rolling scroll with the Today Show picture?

2035 - Year of the Taint

More importantly, why do her boobs look like cartoons? Is that makeup or photoshop. WTF?

Forget about the low-slung bikini bottoms - I'm more concerned about how photoshopped his whole thing is. Her skin doesn't even look human anymore. Those boobs look like they belong to a video-game character - like they've been painted on by someone who has never seen real breasts in their life.

Can I please say how much I hate it when people say vagina when they actually mean something else like mons pubis? You can't see a vagina from that angle unless her anatomy is abnormal.

No. Sports Illustrated is a Sports Magazine that wants to sell. Pictures of girls in bikinis sell. End of story. Social injustice or misogyny does not factor into this. The demographic wants tits, pussy and sports, well here they are in exchange for money.

I go swimming quite a bit and can vouch for the fact that this is not a very comfortable way to wear a swimming costume. She needs something with pockets.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

I find this intriguing. As a kid I probably would have loved those dolls. Barbie was pretty much just made to shop and strip. My Barbie did a lot of stripping and scissoring.