Perfectly adorable and seemingly wonderful human male who has saved lives and is still attractive loses his hair and masses and masses of women (and men) instantly feel the need to comment about how uuuuuuuuh-gly he is as if he had some sort of royal duty to Rogaine for them. People on this site should know better.

I was a preteen when he was a handsome young prince. I told you your standards are narrow because he’s still handsome young prince. Don’t be mad.

I love the 70s vibe that she gives off. I think it’s the hair, but also the colours that she chooses (or her stylist chooses). Yellows, browns, vintage-y florals. Love, love, love.

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

There’s nothing else that you could have done except to type in www.jezebel.com and harp on the content? You couldn’t just - I dunno - go to another blog or news outlet that suits your taste better?

I got 16.

She was one of those Hollywood beauties like Katherine Hepburn; there was something MORE behind their eyes that studios couldn’t buffer out of them when attempting to turn them into subjects of objectification. It takes that beauty to a whole other level.

I don’t give a fuck what people think. My partner and I worked hard to be able to go to Paris, and all the other places we’ve traveled to. You jealous? WORK HARD. I had always wanted to travel there, and when I got there, I lived like fucking Kim Kardashian. I ate wedges and wedges of cheese a day. I drank alllllll…

I cannot believe how hard she is clinging to 2002. White. Knuckling.

You might say, that shit just got “real.”

*takes a bow* Why, thank you.

“...I would like people to say, ‘OK, she’s human.’”

I wrote out this long response, but I’m editing because...

Celebrity buttlicking is my new favourite thing to say. <3

It’s not asshole-ish to critique unintelligent viral video messes that are forced down your throat. It isn’t asshole-ish to critique anything at all. Personal attacks on things like appearance, etc? That’s asshole-ish... But I’m sorry, if my society is going to TELL me that I’m suppose to think all this crap is funny,…

Aside from the fact that they’re men (okay?), I don’t really get the big deal about this or why Jezebel has to downplay it as “oh, look at these DUDES fighting. DUUUUUDES, amirite, guys?!” ... Feel free to verge now and again from what normally gets clicks on this site. I’ll leave that thought there.

To quote what I said to another commenter (and you may or may not know and want to):

If you didn’t know, Lindy is writing a book! I’ve been following her stuff since she left - she was THE BEST.