This is considered a good performance? These are the lyrics of someone considered a good lyricist?

This is absolutely correct. Thank you.

People want shit that bad?

Your comment is... Perfection. Your absolute awareness of capitalism and consumerism down to those tiny details is... Muy caliente.

And cold. And shamed.

This is how I fee-ahl.

Omg.

I have never seen a baby sing like that in my whole life.

At first, I was all rage-y about this.

it's kind of shocking the amount of people using this article as a forum to voice their distaste for Joni's music, or folk music as a whole.

@KarruecheTran

NooooooooooOOoooo. Not another one of those! I have one of those. :(

Maybe they can just add each other on social media and just direct-message each other their sweaty selfies.

How embarrassing to remind your FB friends about how desperate you are for money everyday. I'm suffering second-hand embarrassment for that girl.

The only way they could have made this even more narcissistic is if these pictures were selfies.

But in all seriousness, they look very nice and I hope they're happy together. That's my requisite positive spin.

How absolutely self-centered are they to think that we actually give enough of a fuck about their company to walk around promoting a "lifestyle" of theirs.

...

*Crosses taco night off of the calendar*

White *straight* men.

I REBUKE THIS.

Okay, fine. True.

But the BABY is never going to WALK ON HER OWN if we laugh at her every time she tries and fails.

:( :( :( :( Poor wittle bayyyybeee.

... Or did you?

OR ARE YOU A BABY PUSHER THO.

I'm going to purchase this microphone, earrings and pantsuit. I will wear them/carry them around every day until her DNA somehow fuses with mine to make a successful media mogul, daaahhlings.