Side note when I clicked the Gaga/Sondheim thing.

Another article is entitled "Watch Ariana Grande Fall On Stage!" I was actually horrified that people would want to see something like that enough to click it. You want to see Ariana Grande fall?



... Nobody should be entertained by babies falling down and hurting…

If you read any bell hooks (and I really do recommend her), she sort of nixes the idea that you can do that, really. YOU might be thinking you're owning your body, but you're really doing everything the patriarchy WANTS you to do. They (men, and other) are still objectifying you and your body. It doesn't matter how…

Ugh. Chrissy Teigen... Stop being so LIKEABLE. STAHP.

I'M SO ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT

HERE'S MY BODY TO OBJECTIFY.

Jesus. Wake me when this woman has a damn clue.

I couldn't work for him. I crush on him too hard.

What? I'm owning it.

I GET what she means about it feeling like a "dog-pile," and I could never be on a show that collectively made fun of someone's choices.

Celebrity or not, if that person chose a red carpet fashion it means they think they look really lovely in it. How absolutely awful to have a show where four or five people laugh at…

BUT I'VE LOVED HIM SINCE THEN. SINCE HIS WHIPPED CREAM DAYS.

Wait. That means...

HE'S BEEN UNFAITHFUL SINCE THE START

I'M SUSPICIOUS TOO... Clearly this Fluterdale knows the proper fighting methods around here...

BUT REGARDLESS WE HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE IN MEN AND I REALLY ENJOY YELLING ALL THIS AT YOU.

WE ARE NOW FIGHTING

YESSSS. There is only one way to battle, and that's singing.

BUT CHRIS EVANS WAS MINE THO

I will gladly join you in that corner if you'll have me.

All my amazing GIFs are fuzzy and nobody can see the cleverness behind them BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST BLURS.

I never feel uncool until I come here.

As someone who suffers in the same sort of way, I am immensely proud of you! Good for you. I know how much effort you are putting in, and it makes me happy to know that there are a bunch of people out there like us doing this together. I'm working on my ability to look straight ahead and acknowledge where I am instead…

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YES!

I just want to stand up and clap at that. I'm going to say that every time I hear that eyebrows are "on fleek" or whenever I hear about some form of technology that I don't really know or care about.

"I suppose it's the freedom that I find so delicious"

CAN I GET AN AMENNNNN.

Awe, you are so welcome. We all are entitled to some down days, and I certainly know how it feels. It was a pleasure to remind you of your undoubtably numerous wonderful qualities! Have a nice day!

My goodness. You, your style, your skin, your eye for colour is all absolutely gorgeous and inspirational. Thank you.