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I find all of the Smiths pretty off-putting, but she's quite beautiful. She's young yet, so she has a lot of potential, but...

They all strike me as thinking they're all elevated human beings in comparison to the rest of us. Nothing they've ever done points me into a direction where I see where they're coming from with

we duhno nee' to go now' tonighhh. So you ready behbehhhhh. My mmamamamamamamamamamammMAAAAAAmamamamaaaa.... uhh... Oh... yeah... Mamamamama. AhhhOoo. Bayyyy. You lookameandseeeeh.

OoOOOOoo....

*sings into mic*

I dunno watcha sayin', gurl.

This totally makes sense (and that's saying a lot because it's morning and I haven't had coffee yet)!

This is why I'm so conflicted. I see your point, too, and it just gets so confusing. I think it just comes down to "do what you want."

I'm sure this is working for women participating in things like this, and I think that even a year ago I would have really thought of getting naked and claiming your nakedness as a form of empowerment.

However.

Ever since I listened to bell hooks confidently call Beyonce a terrorist and exclaim that ""You are not going

This article is incredibly helpful and can come in handy in lots of situations, but I have to say this:

If you are this frustrated by a temporary societal fixation that you can scroll past anyway and that will pass literally in a day... You likely need some anger management.

Just my two cents.

Amen.

Come and Get It was just BARELY a song. And that was her best so far. You know, minus the cultural appropriation of the music and the clothing and... Yeah.

The only worthwhile cause for listening to J. Lo is the confidence it gives me on karaoke night. If THAT is considered good singing, I'm gonna Whitney the fuck out of karaoke night.

I'm almost 30. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

Ugh. Go away, already.

She's my favourite! I collect dead people's old stuff, and I have a pair of her earrings. They're a prized possession. She is not only a movie legend, she is the movie legend.

I'm hoping she takes you up on that! You're onto something good there.

"Do you have any new music in the works?" - Kanye West
"Yeah. This Sick Beat" - Taylor Swift

This is so refreshing. I feel myself sighing with relief at the sight of these images.

There's nothing wrong with me, and even if I were Beyonce, my skin would still look like it does.

I feel good. I'm going to have a bubble bath.

She looks like she's whack-a-moleing out of a faulty condom.

The thirst is real with those two, isn't it?

She's pretty talented for such a wittle bayyyybeeee.

35?! Oh. My. God. Thank you for checking!

What on EARTH are those Cosby supporters thinking? HOW could ANYONE deny *35* women. How.

So friggin' sad.

"On days like this you can call me Amaryllis, but only in a whisper, and only when you feel as beautiful as a flower."

Wat.