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I think I’d enjoy it more if SCOTUS refused to even grant cert (after all, no dispute among the circuits) than if it issued a crushing opinion affirming the 4th circuit.

Hear no WW2

Look how smart I am with my Kawai MVP hot take.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

I went with the easy option

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

My favorite story was from one of the older attorneys whose client was held in contempt for belching in court. And the judge wrote this very formal contempt order about it.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Wow... Arizona is the hockey news posted here? Ari-fucking-zona? Of all the NHL stories, the fucking Coyotes?

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Kelce: [mutters insult]

“It’s the footwear of the FUTURE!”

“My other sign blew a 3-1 lead”
Nice

Boop.