A foolproof plan, except for the part where little league players have to throw accurate pitches for it to work.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

Cricket fan (Windies) here

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

The main thing is that on a throw like that, the catcher usually turns toward first base and fires in a way that the runner can tell a pick-off throw is coming. Because he was square to the pitcher and his arm motion was the same as a normal throw back to the mound, the runner wasn’t cued to dive back to the base. If…

Duck, goose!

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

True story, I was invited to a co-workers house one time and he offered me a delicious looking pork dish. When I declined because of lingering influences of my orthodox jewish upbringing, he got super excited and told me it was OK because he had made it with kosher salt. I tried to explain that that wasn’t how it…

Remember kids, you count on Clay, you’ll end up poor; and poor kids get lice.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

1-800-273-TALK

It is funny that they were 4-0 in the preseason because the 0-16 Lions did did the same thing.