My other car was the other woman
myothercarwastheotherwoman
4/15/18
1:14 PM
78

A foolproof plan, except for the part where little league players have to throw accurate pitches for it to work.

4/9/18
9:16 AM
122

The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

3/13/18
10:47 PM
65

The main thing is that on a throw like that, the catcher usually turns toward first base and fires in a way that the runner can tell a pick-off throw is coming. Because he was square to the pitcher and his arm motion was the same as a normal throw back to the mound, the runner wasn’t cued to dive back to the base. If Read more

2/18/18
9:36 PM
870

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

2/6/18
2:12 PM
137

True story, I was invited to a co-workers house one time and he offered me a delicious looking pork dish. When I declined because of lingering influences of my orthodox jewish upbringing, he got super excited and told me it was OK because he had made it with kosher salt. I tried to explain that that wasn’t how it Read more

2/5/18
12:02 PM
385

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

1/6/18
2:49 PM
58

It is funny that they were 4-0 in the preseason because the 0-16 Lions did did the same thing.