Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

I hear the first time he tried sexing he threw his dick right to Malcolm Butler. It happens to the best of us, Russ.

When the Browns win a championship.

All my excess live in Texas.

Miller in the postseason this year: 9 IP, 4 H, 2 BB, 20 K.

buncha big bad potato boys filled with the blood of a thousand angry weasels swattin the pelota around the yard when they aren’t strikeZoning some hapless homonids is what I always say

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Joe Maddon trying to suppress a shit-eating grin is fantastic. 

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

There was something we lost within ourselves, there was something found. The following happened in WWI, in the middle of so many men dying a peace. It looks like EA might have gotten something right once.

Has anyone asked Giuliani about Trump doubling down on his Central Park 5 truthering? Let’s not let that insanity get lost in the chaos. Since Rudy is making the rounds, someone better bring it up.

You may have just found out about it, but it’s not really new news, they reported on it four days ago when the information came out, and it’s not that big a deal it needs to be kept on the front page for four days.

IT WAS A CATCH

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I know one person who’d disagree:

My new favorite Cosplay

She should also get a medal for the best genuine reaction to winning.