Man, there are times where pictures just capture a moment so much better than any other form of media could. It’s those moments when you remember why they’re still so vital to telling a story.

You missed the original article. It wasn’t about ticket prices per se. Long story short: Ticketmaster forces re-sellers to keep to a price floor. StubHub doesn’t. So the Yankees made it harder for consumers to use StubHub, since there might be times when the price drops below the floor. Do the Yankees have the right…

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

It’s better than Milli Vanilli, which did all of their staging off-pitch.

Finally, my time has come.

I prefer Liara to Kim.

Because she’s an amazing beautiful woman who has the exquisite bravery of a butterfly flying against the wind!

Super Meat Gaga

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

These guys respectfully disagree.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

Somewhere, Bobby Valentine is smiling.

Probably not nearly as tired as Deadspin is of getting copyright violation notices for English-language clips.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Looks like ass, in this image. His skin is on his face and the ragdoll effect hasn’t backfired causing his teammate to fly into the stratosphere. Way to not stick to the source material, Hollywood.

“Did I remember to grab the quarter when I returned my cart at ALDI?”

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.