Duh the song had lyrics! Lou Albano sang them best!

Bow before the KING OF STANCE.

Dear Mr. Watt,

Pinkham, this one’s for you:

As a neutral observer, let me say fuck anyone that spells Greg with a third g.

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

Amazing that the NFL has such detailed rules for the shit its players can wear on the field, to the point that players can’t have simple, minor tributes to dead relatives without getting fined, but something that actually affects gameplay is just “Eh, we’ll let the billion dollar franchise figure it out on their own…

Funny you ask. As someone who has officiated, and often looks at the game thru an officials eyes, the instant I saw him bat the ball, my first reaction was to say, “oh boy, this can be an issue”. As someone who has officiated, I know the rule, and I know it’s a rule that is not often enforced, because it’s something…

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

90’s Hollywood has nothing on these guys...

Hahahahaha. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Seriosly, thank you. Had a good laugh at work. Went to the vending machine, thought about this video and couldn’t stop laughing. Had to commend you on this post. Well done.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.