That last one should really have recommended roasting. Roasted brussels sprouts are way better than steamed or boiled. It’ll give you a whole new lease on life. (Or at least on brussels sprouts.)

I’d like to add that he was also an organ donor, for which at least six people will be forever thankful. A good and generous man, even in death.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Now he’s a totally outrageous paradigm!

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

This is not a good day for England.

They ordered to go.

Seriously that’s a thing??? Google says yes apparently.

When the people are reffering to the Onion for evidence, common sense moves aren’t very common

If only it were that simple for everyone. Of course, brand new cars never have problems straight from the factory either.

Ah yes, Jim Gray: the man you call to carry your water when Peter King’s arms are full.

Is it just me, or is the audio not synced up with the video? Still, thanks for giving this to us.

[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

rooting for BU is like rooting for the child of a Monsato/Walmart marriage.

His controller died but he got it back on just in time.

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

I feel truly sorry for you that you are so cool that you can't enjoy how wonderful this story is.