Kelly Faircloth is riiiiiiight. The fact that Tagalongs are ranked below Trefoils is a goddamn travesty.

"For more casual bystanders, though, there's a touch of the absurd to it. It already felt too soon when Tobey Macguire's Spider-Man movies — the last of which was only in 2007! — was rebooted in 2012 with a new story and a new actor (Andrew Garfield)."

Isn't there only one real response to any Republican who complains about President Obama's golf habits?

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

I'm all aboard the Fuck the SEC train. Hopefully obnoxious terms like "SEC speed" can be put to rest forever. That "SEC speed" sure struggled to keep up with Ezekiel Elliott.

This reminds me exactly of Uncle Rico's time machine

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

Neither is poker, but if there's a competition with money on the line, I don't think ESPN cares.

"You come at the King, you best not miss."

"...is every bad 90's design choice smashed together"

NORM MACDONALD AS ALCOHOLIC PIGEON I MUST SEE THIS SHOW