I remember seeing the KFC Double Down years ago and thinking, “Nothing could be more unhealthy.”

Can we just end 2016 a month early, have a 13-month 2017? That seems like the best option right now.

When I lived in Boston back in 2010, I was able to see Sharon Jones perform live at the House of Blues, and it is still the best concert I’ve ever been to. Any whose see her live can attest how much energy she brought to the entire place, the way she took command of the stage, and yet still seemed like an approachable…

Here’s a crazy scenario: Ohio State will certainly get into the top 4 on Tuesday, and would most likely stay up there if they win out. But, they wouldn’t even win the division unless Penn State loses to either Rutgers or Michigan State, even though Penn State would have a worse overall record.

We know you like Diablo, so we put Diablo inside Diablo, so you can play Diablo while you play Diablo.

I want this for one of her “Play of the Game” animations, doing this to the camera.

The reason the Cubs aren’t the Yankees of the NL is because the Cardinals already have that honor.

Favorite one of all time:

The seam on a cricket ball is much different than that of a baseball. In cricket, the seam on the ball is a singular one around the hemisphere and is raised slightly. Experienced bowlers try to bounce on the seam, and it creates a path that can bend and curve.

1 p.m. — USA — Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Somewhere, Greg Sciano is jacking off furiously to this.

The D-pad on that second controller is giving me bad flashbacks of the 360's d-pad.

Mariano Rivera - Honestly sounds like an actor in a telenovela.

This is going to be a great Series. Cleveland has some of the best pitching this postseason, and Chicago’s got the best offense. Add in a matchup of the two best managers in baseball, hands down, and this could be a classic.

Portland Retro Gaming Expo all this weekend. Massive amounts of classic games, and a giant arcade with every machine on Free Play. Can’t go wrong!

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Remember, because of this stupidity, the All-Star game determines homefield advantage in the Series. AL won it this year, so Cleveland will host Game 1 regardless of the NLCS.

One other thing to keep in mind: The starter was Ryan Merritt, a rookie that was making only his second start, and pitched 4.1 shutout innings and two hits before handing it over to the three-headed beast of Shaw, Miller and Allen. That in itself is impressive.

Not getting to base on your own merit could be considered Sloth, a mortal sin.

Curt Schilling, the elite meme curator and former MLB pitcher made famous by refusing to recognize when he didn’t have a leg to stand on