My first thought of chili and cinnamon rolls is “yeah, that’s weird.”

They explained in the TBS broadcast that a bandage on the throwing hand is against MLB rules as it could affect the ball.

One morbid way they could tie the message into multiplayer is to have the epitaphs that appear in the first level show up every time you die. Have a random name generator, and there you go. 

Life tip: If you start ANY phrase with the term “Now I don’t want to sound like a ____” DON’T FUCKING SAY IT.

This is Hilary Clinton. WHY THE HELL WASN’T IT PROTECTED FROM HACKERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I’ve used both the DualShock4 and the Xbox One controller, and while the DS4 is a massive improvement on the design, I still think the X1 controller is better.

Because of this, the Blue Jays have the shortest championship drought of the remaining teams, at 26 years.

I’m pretty sure “Marc” and “Nationals” aren’t accepted words either. Everyone’s a cheat!

Every time I see a pitcher HR, I’m always reminded of this commercial:

It’s really just a formula. The AFC East teams are scheduled to face each of the AFC North teams this year. Patriots are playing the Steelers and Bengals the next two weeks, and will play the Ravens later in the season.

Best scenario: Someone asks that during the debate tonight.

You think that’s bad, check out his next idea:

Watched this live, freaking amazing. However, can a Jays fans answer me this: What’s with the parrot?

+1 football move

“Eh, he looks fine.”

Just for the hell of it, I decided to see what actual stuff Spirit Halloween (the pop-up shop infamous for these types of costumes) and found this official Batman v Superman Wonder Woman costume:

This will always be the best Senator fight: