+1 shot of potato vodka

Quick test to see if something is incredibly offensive:

Done and done :)

Yes, because Broforce - a game where you play as thinly disguised action icons killing everything that moves in an orgy of explosion and blood - is completely non-interesting.

Part of me wonders if people bought this thinking it was a new OutRun.

Because a lot of non-AAA games are extremely fun?

I’m giving Robin a Birthday party! Hope he likes the choice of venue...

Early front-runner for Bear of the Year?

Given the high quality of all the runners-up and the winner, I’m kind of honored to make the cut. Congrats to everyone!

Coming from you, I’ll take either :)

Just for Men: Takes years off your look.

All I’m saying is, we’ve never seen Stan Kroenke’s and Donald Trump’s hair in the same room...

Why do I get the feeling that the Bucs did all this just to keep Koetter, and he ends up taking a job elsewhere? That would be wonderfully chaotic.

Never forget...

Just curious, what’s your take on the Tomsula firing? It’s hard to make a judgement call on a coach’s ability after a single season, especially one with half the wheels falling off before the season starts.

Dude’s only a Sophomore, so he’ll be back to wreck everything next year, then we can talk about his draft prospects.

This is the perfect response.

Every time I see this, all I want is a guest appearance from Gax from the Wondermark comic.

It really does VORP the situation.