My dad has always been bald for as long as I can remember, and it was always somewhat shiny. For some reason, I believed my dad completely when he told me he buffed his head every night. I can’t be the only kid who fell for this.

(The next day...)

For the “SOUUUUPPPP!” lady, there is only one man who can defeat her:

Sideabs?

Cute as a button...

This looks very good, but it’s gonna take a little bit to get around the fact that the man best known the Tenth Doctor is a villain.

“You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.”

Am I a bad person for laughing like an idiot at this?

Most awkward convention photo ever...

Here’s something way more fabulous!

If you bacon on it, it can count as Kosher, too. (at least, that’s what I’m hoping.)

Where’s the sour cream? You cannot have latkes without sour cream!

Add a grilled cheese sandwich, and I’m sold.

That’s a perfect excuse to post this:

Remember when graphics guys knew how to spell the word “Cloudy” as well?

Not only puppets, but puppets made by the Jim Henson company.

American Ninja Warrior, a sort of modern and souped-up version ofAmerican Gladiators

So, what do you think the over/under of consecutive weeks a sign like this will show up? I say 6.