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The first time Danielle Belton and I chatted by phone was in 2017. At the time, I was still working in Miami at…
I, too, tend to throttle dudes for nine fucking minutes when I’m “distracted.”
This is why I can’t stand any adult citizen who makes excuses for not voting.
Republicans, no matter which state, know one thing: The more access people have to the ballot box, the less likely…
Day three of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin’s trial has come and gone, and one thing has been made…
While Everybody Loves Raymond, actor Michael Rapaport continues to elude a similar fate.
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Gather ‘round, children—it’s storytime! Once upon a time, over a decade ago, when your Auntie Mai was still an…
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), the adoptive father of Nestor—a man-boy he has not adopted—was in big trouble Tuesday…
Remember back a million years ago when America was under the rule of the most racist president and his sexless robot…
The backlash against CRT is peak White Fragility.
Nike, not like this. We live in a Hypebeasting, HighSnobiety world in which collabs are as ubiquitous as TikTok…
Imagine it’s your big day and the unemployed, former White House squatter grabs the microphone and starts rambling…
Venus Williams has earned her way to be one of the most privileged women in tennis (if not the world)—but even her…
“Well, it would take a psychiatrist to answer that question fully, though it seems obvious that deep loathing of some kind plays a role. It must play a role.”
Why does Barack Obama do this?
Must have been quite the job interview.
Tucker Carlson, former President Trump’s favorite Bass boat shoe, is in love with former President Barack Obama.
Prince Harry may no longer be part of the family business, man—but he’s officially now a businessman. On Tuesday, it…