This comment is so true that it is depressing, but if you read it in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice, it’s quite amusing.

lol by all means...

Also PRIMARY THE CENTRIST DEMS!

Unfortunately, this is the Modern Times

Alternate headline:

“Very fine people” are going to jail, but for half the sentence because the centrist judge has no choice but to deem them halfway to “very fine people”

petebuttjudge - seemingly a 14 year old with no friends

As they have stacked the deck in their favour for generations to come by filling the courts with alt-right judges, these type of things are ones we all have to get used to. 

Outstanding Kinja.

Damnit. I meant “to spite the libs” not “in spite of”. Despite their “embarrassment” or even to spite the libs, they will still vote for Trump.

I don’t use “alternate facts” and seeing as you had me unnecessarily greyed out, here is an article with all of your stats about how white women have slowly been voting less republican. After which, it explains the point I am making that regardless of them, half of white women will still vote GOP:

We’ve been starring each other’s comments for quite a long time. I’m not exactly a stranger to you.

Melania is an immigrant who cheated via the Einstein visa.

I didn’t check your comment history, but this quote deserves to be out of the grays:

If you follow Canadian politics at all, you’d know that over half of white women consistently vote AGAINST their own interests in North America.

I like your typically optimistic comments, but I am willing to put a friendly wager on this.

I’m Canadian so I don’t matter. YOU do! Don’t lose faith (that is likely long lost by now).

The Root’s gray section, after all these years, still doesn’t realise that I am white.

85% cold pressed olive oil

I’m more into MMIW and Canadian politics (did you see the results of the MMIW investigation in Canada? If not, I will link you the entire document) than I am in American politics (maybe less so since 2015 though) so I get about 10% of American news from my central Ontario hometown local paper/site, 10% from Splinter,…