Fuck, it’s Orlando even. This might be the 3rd or 4th mascot fight he has broken up today.
I think we’ve got a guy...
The cop doesn’t flinch in the slightest upon arriving at a scene with an Easter bunny throwing down. Florida.
My wife saw this video playing over my shoulder, watched for a little bit, and said “I assume this is happening in Florida?”
It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF
Here’s to that last breath!
Well if either of the kids had a criminal record, that would have been “leaked” by now.
dove into Moore’s blogs from the National Review’s website in 2001, 2002, and 2003
Dorito Mussolini considers misogyny a qualification.
The messaging challenge for Democrats surrounding impeachment is as follows: It is obvious that Donald Trump should be impeached, for about a thousand different crime and crime-adjacent things. But the Democratic leadership has decided it is not worth trying because the Republica-led Senate would vote it down,…
Aw, shucky ducky. I was looking forward to the confirmation hearing.
Herman Cain is officially out of consideration for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board after it was clear Republicans in the Senate would not support his candidacy, according to The Washington Post.
Boy, do I have some bad news about New Japan and women.
Time to pass the Equality Act
Oh come on, next thing you’ll be asking us to get rid of The Star-Spangled Banner! That’s....oh wait....
There is no wealth without exploitation. Period.
Or y’all could do one better and get rid of the gross nationalist exceptionalist singing of “God Bless America” at sports altogether.
I’ll just be over here holding my breath.
“That’s Why Darkies Were Born, Someone had to pick the cotton,/ Someone had to pick the corn,/ Someone had to slave and be able to sing,/ That’s why darkies were born.”
For the last 45 years, late singer Kate Smith has served as the Philadelphia Flyers’ good luck charm, having performed her famed rendition of “God Bless America” before their victorious 1974 Stanley Cup finals game. Unfortunately, for the Flyers, it turns out that good luck charm was racist, and now Gritty must serve…