myopicprophet
myopicprophet
28 min ago
4

Just out of curiosity, was there any attempt to verify that Trump visited anybody? At all? Seems like just the stupid sort of lie Trump would blurt out without realizing that reporters can check.

33 min ago
1

He’ll lie because he literally doesn’t know how to do anything else. He’s a completely uncontrolled malignant narcissist: Read more

37 min ago
1

Not crayon. Sharpie. Trump’s calligraphic tool of choice for indicating the paths of oncoming hurricanes. 

57 min ago
5

My guess is that he was raging about something and burst a blood vessel in one or both eyes, and that’s why no one has seen him. He Hulked out on the way to a stroke.

2 hrs ago
27

Pretending? Why not? Apparently everything is double plus good these days. I’ve even heard chocolate production is up!

2 hrs ago
2

Apoligy not accepted, motherfucker. Go the fuck away nobody is checking for you. People find you more odious than Joe Biden. 

11/16/19
9:28 PM
1

Dang, even on days when I work from home I still get up an hour early. 

11/16/19
3:16 PM
4

Not to rub it in but I’m 2 miles from my work. I have coworkers who drive an hour or more (in good weather/traffic conditions). I couldn’t handle it. A ridiculously short commute was a prerequisite when I was looking for a place. Course, nothing could beat my apartment which was walking distance. But that also meant I Read more

11/16/19
1:31 PM
5

Oh, my god, 6 hours a day?! That’s completely intolerable! I’m glad the talk went well, though.

11/16/19
12:52 PM
17

Meet Sprite, everyone! The middle pic is from when he got here last night, and he and BabySmacks immediately fell in love with each other. The other 2 I just took, as he's lying on the end of BabySmacks' bed, next to the window :)