There can be 365 as far as I’m concerned. 

Rockets have very little to do with it. What’s needed are superior in-space propulsion and braking schemes. We’ll get there. Read this, for example, under the subhead Pellet-beam propulsion:

Newton drew the short straw for “who can we use to distract from not acknowledging Colin Kaepernick".

Why are some people so pathetic as to impersonate someone else on a c-list blog?

The GOP was running hard on crime being really bad, even though it actually isn’t. That’s catnip for a lot of white women voters who legit think that there’s a real chance their suburban home is going to get invaded by the gang bangers any time now, even though actual statistics show that they’re basically the safest…

Elon showing Twitter users and shareholders his way of burning it all down.

It’s like people still unearthing stuff in games like the NES and SNES Punch-Out 30 years after the fact

Is ‘not surprised’ a shade of white? Because that would help you fit in there. I lived there for years and I’m surprised they never pulled a Piedmont and called themselves a separate town/city.

Republicans heads explode because they're against gay marriage, but also mad that these beautiful women won't fuck them, even though they totally deserve it, but ALSO CAN'T WAIT to try to find the nudes. 

It was Mega Man 3, don’t worry about missing out on something.

Apparently not! Tons of comments on that TikTok talking about all the years wasted. One brought up a good point, too: You would think a trick like this would be in the manual, but it’s not! 

This wasn't common knowledge? 

If his incompetence and two faced shittiness totally fucks up Facebook/Meta then I’m okay with it.

As a Brit I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find out Nick Clegg is a slimey two-faced sack of shit who enables horrible people.

This. The SI editors knew damn well what they were doing here, and what kind of reaction this would get. My guess is they’re thrilled at how this blew up. No one has talked about the Swimsuit Issue in years. Now they are. 

She has the gall to ask, oh now I’m racist? Well yeah, if you found him obnoxious what did his race have to do with it? You said the racist thing. If there’s one thing racist white people have in droves is arrogance. You can count on that.

 You're really bad at this. Be quiet and let the grownups talk.