I’M HEEERE FER YERR HONORRRRR

“How can you wear that badge?”
“It’s got a little clip on it.”

Marry me, Mr. Ali.

I laughed when Soulja Boy said his new game console will have “Fork Knife”

Agreed. Probably has to do with all the fives in her name. 

Are we 100% sure this isn’t Parker Posey’s and Elizabeth Banks’ love child?

She strikes me as the type of person that many in the Splinterverse will roll their eyes at, but if those same people knew her personally would instead be like, “Oh Valerie? She’s awesome. Fucking love Valerie.”

Hypothesis: Amelia did it, and that’s why old Wayne is afraid to dig deeper into the case that defined his life. I base this on a hacky, first idea a novice screenwriter may have. She got off on writing about the investigation that maybe she initiated by doing the deed herself. Her creepy ghost as a vision in Wayne’s…

Did he say the ‘80s? I heard “it’s been a while since your mom had pictures of me on her bedroom wall.” To me that suggests somebody who was a teen idol in the ‘70s or before. If he said ‘80s specifically, I agree Osmond is too old. 

I love Ken Jeong though. And totally respect how he gamely gives it his all even in total garbage shows. His own Dr Ken sitcom was written by a team of upside down toddlers with crayons and he still swung for the fences in every scene.

Dragging you out of the greys so everyone can see this masterpiece.

“Look, I’ve moved on, why can’t all the people who were the targets of my prejudice do the same?”

Colbert’s quote is really decent and seems to show great respect to his audience.

You misunderstood, Dolly took Seal clubbing.

You can’t analyze it without mentioning the classic TWO hour block it was apart of. I will always remember the Community/Parks and Recreation/The Office/30 Rock lineup as appointment viewing in my high school years.

it still works considering Becka still led the witch hunt and murder of all 3o-some-odd women in the village. Her fear made her a monster long before the Morax completely took hold of her.

I was just slightly overexcited by the fact that I can see Pendle Hill from my desk. Imagining it’s full of alien mud monsters might make my work day go a little quicker.

They are the Morax, they speak for the trees!

I think the reveal of the monsters being monster kind of ruined the humans are monsters part though.

Ok straight up. Weaponizing bubble wrap is the most evil plan in the history of evil plans.

Agreed, I much preferred the “no personal lives” rule from OG L&O.