I think everyone wants there to be due process.

I get so tired of people thinking “if it really happened some one would have reported “ I had an incident happen with a state trooper and reported it. The state took it very seriously and investigated the situation and fired him. During the investigation 20 police women came forward with similar statements. Not one had…

This is strong writing, and Deadspin is lucky to have you.

I have never seen this dude in motion before but now that I see it, and hear it, yeah... I get it. Plus, besides the big dick energy, there’s something about how he moves his mouth that seems vaguely indicative of, well, mouth-related talent.

I’m trying to imagine a scenario in which, when reaching for eloquence through the post-coital glow, all I can summon is a phrase which might better serve as the response to having my rental car upgraded for free. Coming up empty.

“Chad.”

That fake, cult-vibey, hipster mess who cannot sing? Yes. Every time I hear his voice I have to listen to Chris Cornell to cleanse my ear palette.

This was a particularly feel-good episode of Dirt Bag, which makes it even more frustrating that none of the links at the bottom worked. You’re killing me, Bobby!

Father John Misty.

My wife and I held a round-table discussion about this question. We came to an agreement. We love LOVE Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation. We can’t stand Chris Pratt in real life and on social media. It’s just like....oh man no! He just comes off a a clueless him bro so much these days. We want to make it clear, we…

If anyone says Steve Buscemi, they are DEAD TO ME. He’s a mensch and a goddamn national treasure.

It’s because she was that dumb purse salesgirl that Jim had to date for a while.

My poor husband, who puts up with a lot of my shenanigans, was on the receiving end of this question:

Oh God you’re right. Before I posted my comment I searched for Tom Hanks movies and that came up. I realized I had never seen any of them, so I posted away.

I have a good Andie McDowell-adjacent story you might appreciate.

It’s a toss up between the Kardashian’s and Jim Carrey. I refuse to watch anything with them in it.

Did you wait all night in a pumpkin patch too only to be disappointed?

TOOOOOMMMMM CRRRRUUUUIIIIISSSSSEEEE

My favorite part of Won’t you be was when I noticed that the tatted up set guy had a tattoo of Daniel the puppet on his forearm.

Deep, like your mouth saying “motherfucker?”